Butter Fever

JUST BUTTER
SO today in math class, I was falling asleep
(as per usual)
And extremely bored
(As per usual)
And the girl sitting in front of me had
none other than
a Justin Beiber folder.
(UUUNNNGGHHHH)
It was yellow.
He was womanly.
And for some reason, in my mind I read
"JUST BUTTER."
I sat there, confused.
"What? Why would she have a folder about butter?"
"And why is Bieber on there?"
And then I realized that wasn't what happened at all! But then I realized that the premonition side of my brain could be acting up again.
Predicting the Beiber's death by butter.
Either A mob of angry citizens creates a bubbling pot of hot butter, they storm his house and drown him in it,
or,
Due to his sadness over breaking up with Demi Lovato, or Taylor Swift... or Taylor Lautner...
He goes on a butter binge.
And it kills him.
Haha! I can see him sitting in that pot.
someone walks up to him and is like
"Bieber??? Whaaaatttttttt??"
And nonchalantly he replies
"What? Nothing! I'm just in butter!"
HAHA! Get it? Justin butter???
Heh. heh.. ha.
not funny.
Anyway... No, this ain't a death threat...
No, this is not a death threat.
it isn't.
not at all.