1. You are wearing your waitress apron (with all the straws and chopsticks and whatever crap in there...) and look down, realize you can barely see your feet, and think...
"Hmmmm... This must be what it's like to be pregnant!"
2.You fall off your bed, land on all fours, and feel like spiderman.
3.you yell loudly at cars driving by you for their driving mistakes, even if they aren't harming you in any way.
4. You drink your delicious milk out of a Halloween skull goblet.
5.You wear yellow to a funeral. (I know, I'm horrid.)
6.You feel bad for killing that spider.
7.You reeeeaaly want a batman action figure, but snarking walmart doesn't freaking have one.
Such is life.
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