I Luuuurve me some eighties music. Seriously, I would take eighties music any day over the crap we have now.
If oldies music and current music had a battle, oldies would win. With its hands tied behind its back, a blindfold over its eyes, earplugs, and an old man slung potato sack over its shoulders.
Current music would be beaten into the dust, bloody, bruised and left for dead, crying over the realization that it really is good for nothing.
Seriously.
Guy's version: Drinks and drugs in the clouhb. Something about sex. Guuurl, I'm'a likin you in those jeans. Want to do some incredibly inappropriate dance move?
Girl's Version: Uuuunh. This boy-child has just broken my tortured heart. Burning. Pain. But I will go to the club and be incredibly meretricious and then i will pick up another boy-child who will do the exact same thing in 5 hours after we sleep together!
THIS IS REPEATED IN EVERY SONG.
Go to youtube and check out Let's Dance to This Song on Kejumba's profile. It very aptly describes what I'm talking about.
2 comments:
I think I'll put your blog on my favorites so I'll come see it more. I always enjoy it. It's too bad I sent off the fabulous poem I wrote for Valentine's day. It was almost as good as yours. It made me laugh. I'm glad you are doing brilliant things like watching Lost and painting zebra stripes when you can't sleep. It's better than crying uncontrollably. Also -- wear a coat already! It isn't spring yet! I'll tell Uncle Derek you like 80's music. He'll be so proud.
Bahahaha Alex I love you! You make me laugh every time I read your blog.
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