Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Masochist.

So there comes a time.
A time when my mind decides...
"Let's torture Ali!"
And somehow, I end up watching The Bachelor.
I freaken hate that show.
It makes me wonder...
So THIS is what real American women are like?
Wow. So this is why everyone hates us.
Why don't we all just die now?
Seriously, those chicks, some of them are totally insane.
And shallow, awful little prostitutes.
No seriously.
Seriously.
And I hate that chick... what's her name?
Oh. Michelle. She is a psychopath.
Literally. Like, she freaks me out.
Ew. What a nasty.

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