Friday, June 24, 2011

A nerd's review of Avatar: The Last Airbender (the movie)

Okay. So honestly, all I saw of this movie was a few trailers and the 1st 5 minutes of the actual thing... And let me tell you...
I'd rather be eaten by a ruby brain beast than have to go through that agony again.
I would rather run for 10 minutes than go through that again.
I would rather eat freaking MEAT LOAF! Than do that again.
My first beef is with the pronounciation of the names. Namely... Aahng instead of Aang, and sohca instead of sawka (sokka.) Now, I realized we're all American and the Nickelodeon show is pronouncing them in a very Americanized way. However, since we all love the T.V. show so much... seriously, did they not a actually even watch the show before making the movie???
Also, the acting was horrendous. Actually, rephrase that. Feed that phrase to the giants. WHAT acting??? I basically only got through the intro of that movie (I.e... Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago... Blah blah blah...) and it made my eyes, ears, nose, and elbows bleed. And that little bald kid that played Aang gave me the icks. (Sorry, kid. Maybe if you weren't trying to be my favorite nerdy nickelodeon tv show's main character I wouldn't hate you so much.
If you are an extreme nerd like I am, and are a fan of the nickelodeon television series, like I am, DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE. Literally ever. Don't even touch it with a 50 foot pole. That thing is reserved for the grinch anyway.

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