I have many small inconsequential matters of business. First of all, if you do not bring me a shrubbery, I will say NI at you.
2. My sister is the queen of anthropomorphizing her vegetables. Let me give you a little background first. We buy Naomi her own bags of lettuce. She brings said bags with her to watch T.V. Not chips, not popcorn, bag of lettuce. She's an alien. No family member of mine is going to like vegetables and gr away with it!!! Anywhoo... Today, we got some asparagus from the neighbors. (I can't usually eat asparagus, I feel like I'm eating that awful little kid asparagus. The one with the baseball hat. From... Veggie tales.) anyway, alien sister gets so excited that she names a stalk "sperry" and runs around the house talking to it and singing it songs. Whaaa??? What? Aaah!.!? Xhrudbxmhrh.
3. I'm officially a horrible, despicable human being. Here is a little conversation my mom and I had last night. Just to prove my point.
Me: I feel like a hobo. I'm just sitting here. Doing nothing.
Mom: Alex! A hobo could hear you! He'd be sad!
Me: he wouldn't hear us. Wanna know why? Because we're in a HOME!!!!
I know, I know. I was by no means trying to belittle these people. I know a lot of the time, it isn't their fault. I just think I'm hilarious, is all.
34. I am officially the coolest nerd I know. First of all, I had a dream that I met David Bowie. Did I already tell you this??? I was ecstatic!!! Also, I made sweet, sweet, glow in the dark Harry potter (forthe premier) and avatar: the last airbender shirts. Which I will post on the other blog as soon as I get the time. Sufficeth to know, they kick butt. And, they have magic powers. More to come later.
1 comment:
You count like Uncle Derek and I think Naomi gets her lettuce eating from Aunt Jenny, though I don't really remember Jenny eating any while watching movies -- just picking at the salad endlessly when dinner was over.
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