And be careful of.. Old aaaalii...
It's my feet, actually. And if you don't get that title reference,
That's probably okay.
It is an extremely nerdy one.
Anywhoo,
The steps to ingrown toenail surgery
1. Make Ali lay on surgery bed which starts her nervous a'shakin.
2. Bring out large needles
3.Inject foot with local anesthetic that burns like liquid fire in toe. (inject 4 times per toe)
5. Saw down toenail and rip out half, also removing nail splinters inside each toe
6. Chemically burn inside of toe so as to keep toenails in line
7. Leave burn liquid on table and close the door, allowing the smell to make Ali sick and throw up.
8. Send Ali on her merry way!
So . If you can't tell, that was preetty darn traumatic for your friend Ali.
Moral of the story:
Don't go hiking with slightly damp (from wading in water) and slightly tight shoes. Downhill. Then go to Cali for a week, walk everywhere, then come home and cater for nine hours without a break. If you avoid these, you may just survive!!!
2 comments:
Sounds like a grand 'ole time... just kidding.
Well I guess the upside is that you didn't have the surgery here...you would have been stuck inside for a week.
I blame Jamie for making you walk around California. You should have requested leg braces and crutches. Put some dirt on your face...tangled up your hair...milked it.
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