Today. Was a long day... after school... and work... I called up my friend Erika and said
"Hey! Let's go to Wal-Mart!"
(I know, party right?)
So anyways after our trip to Walmart (and me laughing so hard, I almost peed my pants like 17 times) We're driving home... I get into the neighborhood...
AND SUDDENLY THERE'S THIS GIANT GREY BIRD TOM-FOOLER-ING ALL OVER MY WINDSHIELD!!! It was so scary! It flapped! Oh, how it flapped. Its wings, they flapped.
(Oh, and P.S., there was another freak-bird running around on the side of the car.
So Erika and I both SCREAM like we haven't in ages, I speed up to get away from killer birds before they murder us,
and I have to slam on the breaks so that I don't pee all over the car.
We sat there in the middle of the road, motionless and squeeing out laughter for like a whole 30 seconds.
"Hey! Let's go to Wal-Mart!"
(I know, party right?)
So anyways after our trip to Walmart (and me laughing so hard, I almost peed my pants like 17 times) We're driving home... I get into the neighborhood...
AND SUDDENLY THERE'S THIS GIANT GREY BIRD TOM-FOOLER-ING ALL OVER MY WINDSHIELD!!! It was so scary! It flapped! Oh, how it flapped. Its wings, they flapped.
(Oh, and P.S., there was another freak-bird running around on the side of the car.
So Erika and I both SCREAM like we haven't in ages, I speed up to get away from killer birds before they murder us,
and I have to slam on the breaks so that I don't pee all over the car.
We sat there in the middle of the road, motionless and squeeing out laughter for like a whole 30 seconds.
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