At midnight no less.
In my HP 7 shirt and my deathly hallows necklace. Which will be posted on the "other" blog as soon as I have the frame of mind to take pictures and download them and post them. That's some hard work right there.
Anyway... waiting in line wasn't so droll!
We made bracelets in each of the house colors.
Also, three guys kept walking past in full body spandex suits, face covered and all.
There was an orange one, a pink one, and a zebra one. And then an average girl.
It was a violation. Of every human and earthly law. Including the law which states
"Thou shalt not wear spandex and make everyone feel incredibly uncomfortable and wish you would leave."
Anywhoo... I had to watch HP in 3D, for my timing was off and we didn't get 2D tickets.
Those glasses were a thing of evil.
They wouldn't stay on your face for more than 5 seconds.
And I looked like a space cadet. One who was very badly prepared, for I had no breathing apparatus and would perish quickly in the deathly atmospheres of space.
Anyway. The movie was well done~!
The battle was awesome.
Well done David Yates, well done David Yates, HOWEVER...
I do have a few beefs I would like to mention.
1. Voldemort was not evil. Most of the time he stepped up to the screen, the audience attempted to hold in their fits of mini-hysterics-giggles at his acting. He sort of lost his stuff.
2. Daniel Radcliffe with his shirt off. My bleeding eyes! A collective gasp of pain rose from the audience as he homenum revelio-ed his pasty white man-baby body with uncomfortable strips of tufty hair. Most of us were already cringing once he inched that poor defiled shirt past his belly button.
3.They didn't pay enough to poor Fred! He passed on to the netherworlds, parting an incredibly clever and close pair of wonderful twins, and all you can give him is 5 seconds!?!?!? He and George were my favorites!!!! How could you? This is a most egregious error!!! If I hadn't read the book, I would be severely bamboozled as to what just took place!
6. "Let's end this like we started it, TOGETHER!" *jumps off cliff* --- enough said.
7. The epilogue. Pretty sure photoshopping Ginny Weasley's horrifyingly wig-ed head onto the body of an incredibly curvier 30 year old isn't going to account for her still 12 year old lineless face. She looked like a meeeeesssseed up Wendy's ad. With a head much disproportionately smaller then the rest of her womanly body, including her awful AWFUL red wig. She should have been munching on a Spicy Chicken Sandwich or something.
And so ends the larger amount of my complaints. I have a few more, but they are minor. And I can't tell you the whole story, can I? In spite of my large flashing SPOILER ALERT sign, you still read this didn't you? Hopefully you've already seen this, or your movie watching experience is gonna be spoiled like one big moldy rotten egg that you accidentally left under the couch cushions last Easter. You sick fool. Get that thing outta there. And buy a new couch.
4 comments:
I want to know -- did you cry? I went and sat next to Aunt Tonya (not your aunt or mine -- but Trisa's) and Trisa was next to her and at one point they were bawling into tissues. I was a little surprised since I hadn't felt like crying all that much -- but they are the bigger fans having read the books a zillion times a piece. So did you cry too or is that not your way? Tia "thought about it" but decided not to cry.
You're hilarious. I would rather read your reviews of Harry Potter than go see it, honestly.
I agree with Bryce, I truly enjoy reading your blog!
Ali, you will be an awesome creative writing teacher and author!! Your writing is superb!!!!!
Ali, I am wiping tears from my eyes as I try to comment. HILARIOUS!!! You could not have said it better about the shirt removal scene.
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