Ali's Odd Blog

THIS WEEK. YAY. Can it end? Next week is my birthday and I'm excited.

This week's style: ESKIMO. It's freaking freezing. The snows have once again blighted the land with their powdery prison, sending me into shivering convulsions. I have no internal heater, as I'm sure I've mentioned before.

This week's menu: Anything but sugar. I'm having a sugar abstinence contest, you see, and I MUST win. This is not an option.

This week's playlist: Underground by David Bowie... from the Labyrinth soundtrack. (Yes, I own such a thing.) 

For some reason, in part of that song, I always feel like he's saying "By the power of the gray skull!" Which just makes it even better to listen to.

Thought:

Stupid hipster is stupid.

Now, I have nothing against hipsters in general. In fact, I have been called hipster. And I mind it not. Except for the ones who act like children. 

This is the conundrum of my brain. 

The cool thing right now is to be a hipster, who hates everything that is cool. 

Sense made? NO.

Sense disproved by Spock. He hates your logic.

The one thing that irks me more than anything is the idiots who refuse to say the pledge of allegiance.

What are you, three?

What is going on in that wee little brain of yours? "Everyone is doing it. Not cool. I'm cool. No pledge."

or mayhaps: "........................................." <------That signifies nothing going on in the brain... if you couldn't tell.

Just say the pledge. Be respectful. It's our country. Or maybe you just want to go live in Antarctica. With the penguins. That way you could do anything except sit on eggs, sled, and eat fish without having to worry about doing something like someone else is doing it. I'm sure life would be less stressful.

Although you might hit a road block when all of the penguins are huddling to keep from freezing to death, and you don't want to because it's exactly what everyone else is doing. That cannot be had.

So you slowly turn into an icicle, but that freaks you out too, because the water is already doing that. CRAP! What are you going to do? 

One question before I depart to the land of exercising.

Why didn't I live in the 80's? I would have fit in there so much better.

Most of the things I say don't make sense. The 80's made no sense.

The 80's had enjoyable music. I AM enjoyable music.

They were cool. I'm cool. 2000's are NOT cool.

Stupid... I'm going to just have to live in the decade that I wasn't even born in. Yes. Yes, precious. 

Of course, I'll have to take my faithful sidekick-cat with me. She follows me everywhere anyway, I think she might go into withdrawals if I'm gone for too long. And I like annoying her too much to leave her alone for that long. 

ANYWAY.

The end. 

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