Le First Day

So, that was it.
Yesterday was my first official day of college.
I'm not telling you which college, fool.
Some creep might come try to find me.
Anyway, like I said. First day.
My first class started at 9, went fine.
Sat between two nice boys.
And then there was the wait. My second class doesn't start until an hour and a half after the first, you see.
So I was sitting in the building in which said second class resides,
and then I heard it.
My stomach.
Grumbling.
So... I went out and got some sun chips out of my car.
But that's not the weird part.
There was another student in there,
he seemed pretty old.
And the whole time that I was sitting in there,
he was sipping soup out of this MASSIVE container.
And talking LOUDLY with a friend. For a while, at least.
As I passed him, (he was sitting right next to the door)
He looked up at me and let out this eerie witch chortle.
And then went back to eating.
When I got to my car, I checked myself...
No undone fly, no crazy hair wisps, no smudged makeup...
which leaves me to believe...
I've been cursed.
By the crazy soup slurper with the weird chortle.