Ali's Odd Blog: New Phone... It sucks.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

New Phone... It sucks.

I got a new phone.
You know how I was all excited for that?
I'm not now.
Do you wanna know why?
Because.
It. is. a. Piece. Of.
MANURE!!!
So I wasn't eligible for an update.
Or whatever.
So I had to pay $30 for a nasty Nokia 2720 (or something like that)
Because my NICE phone is broken. (I just almost spelled phone FONE.)
So now I'm left crying in some alleyway while a mime mocks me.
How sad.
And my NEW PHONE
Is no solace to my poor broken heart.
What? Oh. I don't know.

1 comment:

Stephanie said...: I love you my elf gangster! Thanks for kicking my butt (three times) in bananagrams. Just remember, this phone is just there for your friends to make fun of until you can move on to bigger and better phones.; January 9, 2011 at 10:16 PM

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WORDS.

"You don't have a soul, you are a soul. You Have a body." -C.S. Lewis

"I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I just lived the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well." - Diane Ackerman

"I want to think again of dangerous and noble things. I want to be light and frolicsome, I want to be improbable and beautiful and afraid of nothing as though I had wings." -Mary Oliver

"You know that place between sleep and awake; that place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I will always love you. That's where I will be waiting." -Peter Pan

"If you're feeling blue, try painting yourself a different color." -Hannah Cheatem

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

-Albert Einstein

"All that is gold does not glitter." -J.R.R. Tolkein

"They do not come to dream, they come to be woken up. Who are you to say otherwise?" -Inception

"Being tender and open is beautiful. As a woman, I feel continually shh'ed. Too sensitive. Too mushy. Too wishy washy. Blah blah. Don't let someone steal your tenderness. Don't allow the coldness and fear of others to tarnish your perfectly vulnerable beating heart. Nothing is more powerful than allowing yourself to be truly affected by things. Whether it's a song, a stranger, a mountain, a rain drop, a tea kettle, an article, a sentence, a footstep, feel it all. Look around you. All of this is for you. Take it and have gratitude. Give it and feel love. -Zooey Deschanel

"There is a difference between looking at a thing, and seeing a thing. And one does not see anything until one sees its beauty." - An Ideal Husband

My Jams.

Arcade Fire, Alex Clare, Asia, AWOLNATION, Beau Jennings and the Tigers, Billy Joel, Blind Pilot, Bon Iver, The Civil Wars, Chromeo, The Cure, Elbow, First Aid Kit, The Shins, Vampire Weekend, Muse, The Killers, Switchfoot, Coldplay, Cake, Credence Clearwater Revival, Danny Elfman, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, The Decemberists, Dishwalla, Earth, Wind and Fire, Fanfarlo, Feist, Freelance Whales, The Fray, Hawk Nelson, Hot Chip, Imogen Heap, Imagine Dragons, Ingrid Michaelson, Jimmy Eat World, Keane, La Roux, Laura Marling, Lifehouse, Mika, Moonpools and Caterpillars, Monsters Calling Home, Mumford and Sons, Neon Trees, New Order, The New Pornographers, Oingo Boingo, Ok Go, One Rebublic, Owl City, Plumb, The Postal Service, Priscilla Ahn, Regina Spektor, Sia, Soft Cell, Steppenwolf, Sting, The Ting Tings, Tokyo Police Club, Trampled By Turtles, Young the Giant