SO.

Um... I'm really not sure what to talk about today. I haven't had any of my usual strange epiphany moments... nothing hilarious has happened... OH
Except.
My friends and I went shopping today.
I can't tell you why. It's a secret.
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Which I can't do because my license to KILL has been revoked. (quote)
Anywhoo.
Back to my story.
So we're walking from the dollar store to Kmart, and we're all pretty excited and hyper... and my friend accidentally calls me a bosom.
No. Literally. She used the word bosom. (Why does it look like that's spelled weird?)
Anyway. So we all bust up laughing. Hard. My friend who called me bosom... Gretel (she was called that in another post) Just drops. Drops right to the ground. The cold, icy, snowy road in front of Kmart. We almost got hit by a truck. Freida does the same.(Falls)
I do not. I have a will of iron.
Anyway. So gretel has to pee so bad (we drank a LOT of water)
That she has to waddle across the parking lot.
Like a crippled penguin.
It was hilarious. And Freida and I follow. Snickering.
We made it into Kmart... all of the workers/ shoppers probably thought we were high. But finally, we made it to the bathroom..
Christmas was saved.