So, I've come to the most horrible of realizations.
With my purchase of a lovely new flip phone with no keyboard to replace my dear deceased slide phone, Some disturbing things have happened.
A.K.A... IT WON'T SPELL ANY OF THE MOST IMPORTANT WORDS IN MY VOCABULARY! Such as...
-Sasquatch
-Lummox
-Mermaid
-Whatnot
Not to mention the many mormon swear words that I have to invent. These are but a few of the words.
I had to actually add things to a freaking phone-dictionary!!!
I hate this thing.
Other than that, business continues as usual.
School causes me to slowly loose my tenuous grip on humanity.
Also, snow.
I've resorted to grunting at people and passively-aggressively shoving their backpacks out of my way when they stand in large circles and happen to be in my way.
And glaring at the people who have relationships and or cell phones and so choose to walk as slowly as possible down the school's hallways, hampering my progress to my next class.
This snow that's a'coming better not set me off, I could end up donning my freshly attained skimpy animal skins and doing some sort of mythical rain dance. Snow, go away before I do something that scars us both forever. I'll shut up now before I re-lose my dignity for the 50,000,000,000th time.
Too Late.
1 comment:
I have a flip phone. I find it interesting that when I type Trisa's name it says Upgra every time and I always have to remember to hit the botton for choices. Why is Upgra even a choice? Can't it check it's happy memory bank first and use a real word -- like -- Trisa? We don't have snow yet. We had some, but then it rained a lot. Rain in January. Weird.
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